West Melbourne PD
I’m in big trouble and need your help! I’ve been charged with failing to comply with the CFA (Chick-Fil-A) standard of "Eat More Chicken". I’ve been given a bond of $500! If this bond is not met, I will be remanded to the jail located on the roof of the Chick-Fil-A, at 835 Palm Bay Road on March 14th, 2024 beginning at 6:00 PM!